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F YES SASHA OWEN

F YES SASHA OWEN

IT’S TIME TO REVEAL A GIRL CRUSH. I’ve seen this girl and her long, blonde curls in my inbox almost daily. So f what I said about ombre hair, I’m not an ombre hair per­son; I’m keep­ing goldilocks around a lit­tle longer. Until I can have bouncy volu­mi­nous curls, and some­times not even brush it....
COOL GIRL.

COOL GIRL.

Not so sea­son­ally appro­pri­ate, but I love this look. Really, I just love her legs. This is what I imag­ine my legs will look like every time I buy a new pair of pants, then I get mad that the pants aren’t work­ing. Is she an f’ing bal­le­rina or what? Leg envy. This Argen­tin­ian lady is my...

RACHEL ON ESB.

This puts two of my favorite things together. EAST SIDE BRIDE is a blog I found while wed­ding plan­ning that is the only “wed­ding blog” I read post-wedding, because it’s not like any other. AKA it’s ridicu­lously awe­some. Like the most badass ver­sion of dear Abby or who­ever that well-known advice colum­nist is, ESB takes...

OLSENHAIRE

Won­der if my hair­styl­ist, Leslie would love or hate me if I say I want to tran­si­tion to this more nat­ural, ombre-hair via Mary Kate Olsen. What do you guys think, you like my more solid blonde (which I’ve had for 3+ years thanks to Chenoh Yepa at Black Orchid in Austin for get­ting me...

TRIBUTE TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR

I love and adore many styl­ish women, and Eliz­a­beth Tay­lor is cer­tainly no excep­tion. The leg­endary Tay­lor died at the age of 79 today. She’s been impec­ca­bly dressed, coiffed and made up since her career started at 9 – it’s nearly impos­si­ble to find a photo where she doesn’t look balls-to-the-wall glam­ourous. Lis­ten­ing to All Things Con­sid­ered...

TEA PARTY.

The day after my birth­day this past Decem­ber, Steven’s grand­mother, Lois hosted a Tea Party/Bridal Shower in my honor at the St. Regis Hotel here in Hous­ton. It was a very spe­cial day sur­rounded by Steven’s aunts and female fam­ily friends, both of our moms, my sis­ter and my brides­maids and brides­ma­trons (sans 2 of...

F-BURG/////F-YEAH.

After lit­er­ally hun­dreds of emails back and fourth, the Fred­er­icks­burg Trip finally hap­pened last Fri­day. I had no hand in plan­ning it, I just sat back, relaxed and con­tributed one sad excuse for a woozie. There were 12 girls, an over­whelm­ing major­ity of went (or are cur­rently going) to TEXAS STATE! I think 7 of...

Garçon!

Enjoy this dia­logue, one of my favorite lines (out of like 40) from Pulp Fic­tion: PUMPKIN: Garçon! Coffee! [the wait­ress approaches the table and refills Pumpkin’s cup] WAITRESS: ‘Garçon’ means boy. Frickin’ Fri­day is here and we’re kick­ing off the GIRLS ONLY Fred­er­icks­burg week­end! The BARBMOBILE leaves today after work so I hope you ladies are...

DASHING.

I have to con­fess that I love the freak­ing Kar­dashian girls. So much so, in fact, that when I woke up Sun­day morn­ing to an infomer­cial on their new skin­care line Per­fect­Skin, it only took about 10 min­utes before I decided to buy the damn stuff. I was eas­ily swayed by Kim going on about...

Lady Love. TWO.

The prob­lem with Scan­di­navia is that all the girls are gor­geous, tan and experts at min­i­mal­ism with­out lack­ing lus­ter. For the sec­ond install­ment I intro­duce you ladies and gen­tle­men to Swedish dar­ling Vic­to­ria Törne­gren.If her long, blonde loose curls and mag­i­cal way with the mono­chro­matic don’t cause you crush­ing too, then I don’t know what the...

Lady Love.

Girl crushes are easy enough to man­age. That’s why it’s com­pletely nec­es­sary for me to start let­ting you guys in on mine. Con­sider this series my high-school locker full of real-life lovely ladies.Num­ber ONE. The most adorable, gor­geous girl on the web, she’s been blog­ging since she was like 14 and always shows up look­ing amaz­ing....
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